January 2011
December 2010
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resolutions.
what are your resolutions for twenty-eleven? let’s get creative, yea?
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I haven’t been on tumblr in four days. Cue coldsweats.
Natalie Portman Is Engaged and Pregnant | People →
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popculturebrain:
Natalie Portman and choreographer Benjamin Millepied are engaged and expecting their first child, her reps confirm to PEOPLE exclusively. The couple met during the production of Black Swan. Portman’s performance in the film has earned her nominations for a Golden Globe and Screen Actors Guild Award.
Sorry entire male race.
i adore natalie portman, but i am also so...
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THREE CHILDREN JUST CALLED INTO THE RADIO AND REQUESTED “DOMINIC THE DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!”
AND I WAS NOT ONE OF THEM.
AHHHHH! CHRISTMAS MIRACLE. JIGGEDY JIG HEHAW HEHAW
okay I’ve been listening to Christmas music on the radio for over 5 hours now. Not once have I heard “Dominic, the Donkey”… but I have heard “Feliz Navidad” enough times to want to use the cheese grater and cut my ears off.
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I love the fact my landlord waits until December 21st to cash my rent check. Four days before Christmas. You’re a fucking scrooge. If you feel like taking 21 days to cash my check, maybe I’ll take 20 extra days to write it out to you. Goddammit.
I’ll remember this for January.
“In the very essence of poetry there is something indecent:
a thing is brought...”
– CZESLAW MILOSZ, from “Ars Poetica” (via singingviolets)
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